I'd actually give this 4.5 stars for one single reason:
It smells exactly like Nichelodeon Gak. Which is ... strange. But next time I'll get a scented/flavored one. :)
Great endurance, doesn't stain anything, no numbing or anything. Just classic straight-up lube. Get more detail about Embrace Intimate Lubricant, Flavor-Free, 3.4oz Pump.
